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Nov
5th
Thu
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How nice of you to say! This day, otherwise: woke up, per usual, freezing cold and covered in sweat (should get that checked out.) Had a dream about smoking pot with Ethan Hawke. Then I ate a huge cookie shaped like a pumpkin.

youngmanhattanite:

Other people who also got book deals who we are crazy-proud of: FOYM Sheila McClear, with FOYM Soft Skull Press. Mazel, She.

Nov
2nd
Mon
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whoa, whoa, whoa

I’m on deadline. Meant to take an Advil and came THISCLOSE to taking an Ambien instead. Would’ve been a travesty. (Or a gift?)

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Nov
1st
Sun
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two dying professions

Matt was a “reporter” for LOLoween, and I was a newsboy.

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Happy LOLoween Print Is Dead Version!

Lewis Hine’s newsies, 1910:

Zombie newsie, 2009:

Oct
21st
Wed
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"I was just holding it for a friend!"

Ever the “sober companion,” I held the evidence for Matt’s new article on heroin so that it would not fall into the wrong hands. Then, after-school special style, I flushed it down the toilet.

Oct
16th
Fri
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reached a new low: I'm making a collage

It’s relaxing. no wonder it’s so popular amongst teen girls, prisoners, and rehab patients.

Oct
13th
Tue
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wide awake it's morning

I haven’t seen this side of 8 a.m. in I’m-embarrassed-to-say-how-long. .

Sep
29th
Tue
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those fake strands of fake autumn leaves really can add cheer to a room

and my insides, at this point, consist almost entirely of candy corn.

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my important thoughts & feelings on 'The City'

“But the weird allure of the show — and it has some — isn’t the flimsy narrative, but a cold, brilliant visual depiction of post-gentrification New York City. It’s the first series to expose the innards of the glass-and-steel New Downtown — the ultra-modern luxury condos, hotels, and upscale boîtes that sprung up during the boom.”

[WSJ’s Speakeasy blog]